THE+LOVE+POLICE(+Undercover+Anti-terror+Squad)

= THIS AREA HAS BEEN COMMANDEERED BY THE LOVE POLICE. HUGGING IS NOW MANDATORY, IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY YOU WILL BE HUGGED INTO SUBMISSION. =

-IF YOU ARE OPPRESSED DO BUY ANTIDEPRESSANTS, GO TO YOUR NEAREST TROUGH OF OBESITY AKA SLADE'S MOM AND PURCHASE A L APPY MEAL. WITH THIS DELICIOUS TREAT OF FAKE MEAT AND LARD, ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WILL NOT BE SOLVED. THANK YOU. AND REMEMBER KEEP SHOPPING! SHOP SHOP SHOP! BUY THINGS THAT YOU DO NOT NEED, AND WILL KEEP YOU HAPPY FOR ONLY A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. IF YOU ARE NOT SHOPPING, YOU ARE USELESS AND YOU ARE JUST HURTING THE ECONOMY. ATTENTION. FREEDOM OF SPEECH authority, you are NEVER wrong, FREEDOM OF SPEECH DO BUY DRUGS OFF THE STREET! MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE NEAREST SUPER DRUG DEALER AND BUY GRADE A SATISFACTION GUARANTEE STIMULANTS FOR YOUR PLEASURE!

Statistically speaking... the people near you are either TERRORISTS, or have SWINE FLU.
=JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST TERROR! JOIN NOW!=